The Joke Punishment in Heaven
Read the funny Punishment in Heaven joke in God Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Punishment in Heaven joke at BasicJokes.com!
Punishment in Heaven
| Punishment in Heaven Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Punishment in Heaven?
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?'' ''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Orgasm-isms ‐ A group of students had a biology …
- Pitching a Tent ‐ Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If …
- Translating Men Under the Influence ‐ No, really, I'm OK …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Imaginary Friend ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary …
- Marry a Teacher ‐ Three couples marry and stay at …
- So Blonde... Blood Test ‐ She is so blonde, she studied for …
- Dirty Meal ‐ A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. …
- Hipster Booty Call... Clothes ‐ Wow, your t-shirt is even more …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Jeans ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets runs …
- Doctor's Orders ‐ A woman walks into her doctor's …
- Little Johnny's Stork ‐ Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where …
- Dirty Old Ladies Are Great ‐ How do you make 100 old ladies …
- Boiled Egg ‐ What did the egg say to the boiling …
- My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player ‐ A grade school teacher asks her …
- Geek Booty Call... Calculator ‐ What's your name? I want to see …
- What Causes Arthritis, Father? ‐ A man flops down on a subway seat …
- Pirate Booty Call... Rum ‐ Yo ho, Ho! And a bottle of rum? …
- A Blonde and Her Thermos ‐ At work, a blonde notices her that …
- An Atheist and a Bear ‐ An atheist was taking a walk through …
- Hands and Knees ‐ What do you get when you are on …