God Jokes

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women
without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss"
makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou
sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb
Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen
to disco!."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause
the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the
influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.