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Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah
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What's The Joke Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah?
10. No roof damage from reindeer
9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones 8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it 7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins) on candle races 6. You can use your fireplace 5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games 4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah 3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth 2. Cheer optional 1. No Irving Berlin songs |
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