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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas
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What's The Joke Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas?
1. Did you get any under the tree?
2. I think your balls are hanging too low. 3. Check out Rudolph's honker! 4. Santa's sack is really bulging. 5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff. 6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy. 8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real. 9. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall. |
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