The Joke Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas
Read the funny Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas joke in God Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas joke at BasicJokes.com!
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas
| Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas?
1. Did you get any under the tree?
2. I think your balls are hanging too low. 3. Check out Rudolph's honker! 4. Santa's sack is really bulging. 5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff. 6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy. 8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real. 9. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall. |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- 747 ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Yo Mama's So Fat... Both ‐ Yo' mama so fat, she's on both …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Cat's Tail ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she stepped …
- What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette... ‐ What's blonde, brunette, blonde, …
- Superhero Booty Call... Powers ‐ My powers include talking to fish …
- Geek Booty Call... Breach ‐ Every time you walk by there's …
- A Meal to Die For ‐ There was an Englishman, a Scotsman …
- Daughter's Prayer ‐ A family was having guests to dinner. …
- Dinosaur Booty Call... Name ‐ Curious to see why they call me …
- Who is Marylou?!? ‐ A woman came up behind her husband …
- The Newlyweds and the Doorknob ‐ A newlywed couple arrives in their …
- No Cavities ‐ One fine afternoon, a smiling boy …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Flushed ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Indecent Exposure ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she gets arrested …
- Roseanne and Battleships ‐ Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a …
- Relay Race ‐ There was a blonde, two brunettes, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Buffet ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she goes …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Free Samples ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried …
- Bees Pees ‐ Q: Where does a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Weigh Station ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she's …