The Joke Walking in a Doggie Wonderland

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Walking in a Doggie Wonderland

Walking in a Doggie Wonderland Joke |
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What's The Joke Walking in a Doggie Wonderland?
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening. It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property. Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast, "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland." |
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