The Joke Annoying Boy on Bus
Read the funny Annoying Boy on Bus joke in Insults to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Annoying Boy on Bus joke at BasicJokes.com!
Annoying Boy on Bus
| Annoying Boy on Bus Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Annoying Boy on Bus?
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Grease the Door ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Portrait Sitting ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went …
- Foot-Long Carrot ‐ Two women are digging in the garden. …
- Elephant Feet ‐ Q: Why do elephants have …
- Geek Booty Call... Guild ‐ Would you like to join my MMORPG …
- Scott LaRose: 1993 World Trade Center Bomber ‐ Mohammed Salameh -- it sounds like …
- Blonde Cattle Ranchers ‐ Why don't Blondes make good cattle …
- Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies ‐ Yo mama is so ghetto, she does …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stock Market ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Titties Off ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, when I slapped …
- Blondes and a 747 ‐ Q: What do a blonde and a 747 have …
- Jock Booty Call... Warning ‐ Hey babe, I promise I'll give you …
- The Story of Hanukkah ‐ Stan and John are walking to school …
- Blonde NASA Engineer ‐ NASA sends a space shuttle up with …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Lollipop ‐ Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Offering Plate ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she makes …
- The Toothbrush Salesman ‐ Three guys begin work at a toothbrush …
- I Didn't Know They Had Hats ‐ Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats? …
- Golfing With the Mob ‐ Two strangers meet on a golf course …
- Donkey-Onion Hybrid ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …