The Joke Things Never Said by Southerners
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Things Never Said by Southerners
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-- Duct tape won't fix that.
-- Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. -- We don't keep firearms in the house. -- You can't feed that to the dog. -- The kids can't ride in the back of the pickup -- it's just not safe. -- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? -- We're vegetarians. -- Do you think my gut is too big? -- Honey, we don't need another dog. -- Who's Richard Petty? -- We could just share a small bag of pork rinds .-- Too many deer heads detract from the decor .-- I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today .-- Is there anything in this restaurant that's NOT fried? -- The tires on that truck are too big. -- I've got it all on the C drive. -- There's too much sugar in this tea. -- Checkmate. -- I believe you cooked those greens too long |
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