The Joke Wake up, Stand up
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Wake up, Stand up
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What's The Joke Wake up, Stand up?
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds".
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