The Joke Balcony Report

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Balcony Report

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What's The Joke Balcony Report?
Joe and Wanda live in a small apartment in the city, which lends little privacy from their 10-year-old son. One Sunday, they want to have an afternoon quickie, so they send their son out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy begins his commentary as his parents put their plan into action. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he says. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments pass. "Looks like the Andersons have company," he calls out. "Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex." Joe and Wanda shoot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asks. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony, too," his son replies. |
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