The Joke Be Fruitful and Multiply
Read the funny Be Fruitful and Multiply joke in Jokes about Kids to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Be Fruitful and Multiply joke at BasicJokes.com!
Be Fruitful and Multiply
| Be Fruitful and Multiply Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Be Fruitful and Multiply?
A dead-beat Dad died and went to Heaven. He was greeted at the Golden Gate by St. Peter, who warmly shook his hand and asked him to sit down next to him.
Looking over the dead-beat Dad's file, St. Peter frowned and shook his head sadly. ''Your record looks fine, except for one glaring item. Why the hell didn't you pay child support for your six kids?'' The man jumped up. ''Child support?! All God said in Genesis was 'Be fruitful and multiply.' He didn't say nothin' about supporting them!'' St. Peter smirked: "That part of Genesis was God's Italian wife's recipe for marinated steak, buddy-- Beef, fruit, fuel, and a mallet apply.'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- The Golfer and the Buttercups ‐ A man is participating in a golf …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Instructions ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she has …
- Cruel Joke ‐ What did the blind, deaf, mute …
- Blonde's Bad Day ‐ Q: How can you tell a blonde is …
- Shoulda Said ‐ This guy walks into a bar with …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Yellow Raincoat ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears …
- Blonde in Disguise ‐ Tired of constant blonde jokes, …
- The Heart Of The Matter ‐ A man who was having heart trouble …
- Blonde's Computer Freeze ‐ What does a blonde do when her …
- A man walks out of a bar totally hammered... ‐ A man walks out of a bar totally …
- My Blonde Is Broken ‐ How do you break a blonde's nose? …
- Yo mama's so fat... Godzilla tried ‐ Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried …
- Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang ‐ A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a …
- The Cannibals Eat Out ‐ Two cannibals just got their hands …
- The Best Pub for Free Drinks ‐ A Scottish man, an Englishman and …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Donut Seeds ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks …
- Women Pass Less Gas ‐ Q: Why do women pass less gas than …
- Banging and Banking ‐ Sex is like a bank account. You …
- Drink This In Memory of Me ‐ The bartender was washing his glasses …
- Blonde, Brunette, Blonde ‐ What do you call a brunette between …