The Joke Blonde Weighs a Baby
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Blonde Weighs a Baby
Blonde Weighs a Baby Joke |
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What's The Joke Blonde Weighs a Baby?
A blonde calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many women figure out an infant's weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby on an adult scale, then the mother weighs herself alone and subtracts the second amount from the first.
"Oh, that won't work," replies the blonde. "I'm not the mother -- I'm the aunt." |
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