The Joke Don't Need One of Those
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Don't Need One of Those
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What's The Joke Don't Need One of Those?
A little boy plays in a sandbox with the little girl from next door.
He brags, "I have a big fire engine." The girl responds, "So what? I have a fire engine too." He says, "I have a toy tank." She replies, "So what? I have a tank, too." The young boy drops his pants and says, "I have a penis!" The little girl looks down her pants and runs home crying. The next day, the little girl returns to the sandbox. The little boy says, "You still don't have a penis and I do!" "Well," says the little girl, "my mom told me not to worry about it. She said as long as I have what I have, I can get as many of those as I want." |
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