The Joke Glass of Water
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Glass of Water
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What's The Joke Glass of Water?
A father sends his kid to bed. Five minutes later, the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"
The dad says, "No. You had your chance." A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?" The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you." "Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?" |
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