The Joke Kite Tails and Rejection
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Kite Tails and Rejection
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What's The Joke Kite Tails and Rejection?
One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and crashing. The father comforts the son and the mother yells, ''You need more tail!''
The father then tells the son, ''Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having ''fun'', I asked her for more tail and she told me to go fly a kite.'' |
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