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Krazy Homework Excuses
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What's The Joke Krazy Homework Excuses?
Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!
My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year. The dog did it for me, but it was in his language. The paper airplane I made out of it accidentally flew out the window. I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink. It is here it's just in invisible ink! Satan told me not to do it! I'm at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting. My dad's pen ran out of ink. My Mom ate my homework! |
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