The Joke Little Joey
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Little Joey
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What's The Joke Little Joey?
Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing his crotch, and the teacher asked, "Joey what are you doing?" Joey replied, "Teacher, my mommy had me circumsized yesterday and it still hurts." So the teacher sent Joey to the principal's office to call his mother and ask what he should do.
When Joey came back from the office, the teacher noticed that he had his penis hanging out. Shocked, the teacher asked, "Joey, what are you doing!?" Joey answered, "Mommy told me to stick it out till lunch and then she would be here to pick me up." |
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