The Joke Little Johnny and God
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Little Johnny and God
Little Johnny and God Joke |
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What's The Joke Little Johnny and God?
One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying,"F*ck this," "F*ck that."
The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says,"You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us." "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny. "Yes," says the priest." Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny. "Yes," says the priest. "Well tell him to get the f*ck out and push!!!" |
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