The Joke Little Red's Granny
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Little Red's Granny
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What's The Joke Little Red's Granny?
Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed.
Little Red Riding Hood said, ''Grandma, what big eyes you have!'' Grandma: ''The better to see you with, my dear.'' Little Red Riding Hood: ''Grandma, what big ears you have!'' Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear.'' Little Red Riding Hood: ''Grandma, what a big mouth you have!'' Grandma: ''Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's dick?!?'' |
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