The Joke The Mystery of Childbirth
Read the funny The Mystery of Childbirth joke in Jokes about Kids to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Mystery of Childbirth joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Mystery of Childbirth
| The Mystery of Childbirth Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke The Mystery of Childbirth?
A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you." "Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?" "Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma." The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Pantyhose ‐ How many animals can you fit in …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Belt ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Yo' Mama Is So Flat... Pirate's Dream ‐ Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't …
- Loser Booty Call... Apartment ‐ Wow, you have your own apartment? …
- Frog With Special Diet ‐ One night a man walked into a bar …
- Egyptian Pick-Up Line ‐ What did the Egyptian man say to …
- New Bull ‐ Three bulls heard the rancher was …
- Confusing Blonde ‐ Q: How do you confuse …
- Flies In The Beer ‐ An Irishman, …
- Beer Machismo ‐ After the Great Britain Beer Festival, …
- Britney & Christina Get Locked Out ‐ Britney Spears had just bought …
- Accidental Bonding ‐ A woman and man get into a car …
- Christmas In Heaven ‐ Three men all die on Christmas …
- Ketchup and Liquor ‐ (repeat ketchup and liquor after …
- Yo' Mama Is So Skanky... Jumpstart ‐ Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo …
- Yo mama's So Stupid...Blizzard ‐ Yo' mama so stupid, she thought …
- Family Honor ‐ A girl was going on her first date …
- The Little Crab ‐ There were two little crabs who …
- Blondes in a Volkswagen ‐ Q: What do you call four blondes …
- Blonde Valedictorian ‐ A blonde came home from school …