The Joke Wedding Dress

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Wedding Dress

Wedding Dress Joke |
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What's The Joke Wedding Dress?
A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?"
"Because they're happy," the mom replied. Halfway through the wedding, the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do grooms wear black?" |
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