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Words of Wisdom from Children
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Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14 Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14 Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9 Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9 If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15 Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10 Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8 ' |
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