The Joke 45 Pints of Milk
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45 Pints of Milk
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What's The Joke 45 Pints of Milk?
A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out with just a bath towel around her.
She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman. "Oh, OK," says the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?" "No," says the woman. "Up to my tits will be fine." |
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