The Joke Disease
Read the funny Disease joke in Lookin' Good to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Disease joke at BasicJokes.com!
Disease
| Disease Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Disease?
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Geek Booty Call... Convention ‐ Hey, could you tell me where the …
- Little Johnny... Geometry ‐ Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me …
- How to Catch an Elephant ‐ As the title suggests, this is …
- Which Way? ‐ Q: There is a house. The front …
- Ceramic Guys ‐ What do guys and ceramic tiles …
- Butcher Booty Call... Sausage ‐ Want a taste of my …
- Little Johnny... Playing Cards ‐ Little Johnny walks in on his parents …
- Disease ‐ A newlywed couple on their honeymoon …
- Wavey Blonde ‐ Why did they have to stop doing …
- The Greatest Cow ‐ Harry and his wife are driving …
- Poker animals ‐ Q: What animal should you never …
- Fox Hole Ha Ha ‐ Q: What is it called when a soldier …
- Dubya and Bill ‐ What do President Bush and President …
- Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune ‐ A quiet, polite man owns a disgusting, …
- Florida Orange Growers ‐ Q: Why did Florida orange growers …
- The Russian Pretzel ‐ Three Americans were up against …
- Door Hinge ‐ A couple just got a new house. …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Kickstand ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand …
- Blondes in a Frying Pan ‐ Q.What do you call 3 blondes in …
- Yo' Mama Is Like... Phone Plan ‐ Yo' Mama is like my cell phone …