The Joke Grandpa's Stiff Neck
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Grandpa's Stiff Neck
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What's The Joke Grandpa's Stiff Neck?
A man notices his grandpa sitting on his front porch, completely naked from the waist down. "Grandpa, why are you sitting out here without pants?" he exclaims.
The old man says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!" |
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