The Joke Male Grapes and Female Wine
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Male Grapes and Female Wine
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What's The Joke Male Grapes and Female Wine?
Men are like a fine grape:
-- They are best kept in the dark. -- They can't handle too much heat. -- They perform best when they are stepped on. Women are like the wine that comes from the grape: -- They are sweet, vigorous, and full-bodied when they are young. -- They don't age well without preservatives. -- They become sour and vinegary if they remain bottled up. |
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