The Joke Neck Tie Required
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Neck Tie Required
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What's The Joke Neck Tie Required?
A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. "You have to wear a tie," says the bouncer.
The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club. The bouncer lets him in but warns, "I'll be watching, so you better not start anything!" |
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