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Newspaper Clippings

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What's The Joke Newspaper Clippings?
Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed -- $100.
Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days. Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog. Cows, calves never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale. Free puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor's dog Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be reward. Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained. Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog. Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour. |
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