The Joke Oprah and Airport Security
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Oprah and Airport Security
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What's The Joke Oprah and Airport Security?
Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack. |
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