The Joke Punk Rocker Gets Medical Message
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Punk Rocker Gets Medical Message
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What's The Joke Punk Rocker Gets Medical Message?
A punk rocker with acute appendicitis needs immediate surgery.
As the nurse preps the punk rocker, she finds that her pubic hair is dyed green with a tattoo above, reading "Keep off the grass." After the operation, the punk rocker wakes up to find a small note taped to her belly: "Sorry -- had to mow the lawn." |
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