The Joke Anniversary Lingerie
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Anniversary Lingerie
Anniversary Lingerie Joke |
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What's The Joke Anniversary Lingerie?
For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night. She asks her husband what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie.
He says, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and f**k your brains out." "Well, what do you think today?" He says, "I think I did a good job." |
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