The Joke Hop on Pop
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Hop on Pop
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What's The Joke Hop on Pop?
Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?"
"I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again." |
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