The Joke Just Depends
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Just Depends
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What's The Joke Just Depends?
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends... ." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom -- where else?!" |
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