The Joke New Watch
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New Watch
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What's The Joke New Watch?
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."
She goes in and find him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says. "It will be once you put two hands and a face on it." |
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