The Joke Pre-Nuptial Agreements

Read the funny Pre-Nuptial Agreements joke in Marriage Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Pre-Nuptial Agreements joke at BasicJokes.com!
Pre-Nuptial Agreements

Pre-Nuptial Agreements Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Pre-Nuptial Agreements?
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy ambassador at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by her beauty that he asked her to marry him. The secretary knew she couldn't insult a foreign dignitary, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72-karat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." The ambassador picked up his cell phone, called his personal accountant, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons, along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France." The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal brokers in New York and France, and said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!" The secretary knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to. "Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis." A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Skinny... Laptop ‐ Yo' Mama is so skinny, she broke …
- Farmers and Goats ‐ Q: Why do farmers bang goats on …
- Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy ‐ A blind man walks into a bar, taps …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Starving Sumo ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes sumo …
- Preparing for Your Mammogram ‐ Many women are afraid of their …
- Mechanical vs. Chemical ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Blonde State of Mind ‐ A blonde was bragging about her …
- A Lesson In Morals ‐ One day at the end of class, little …
- You'll Be So Fat...Mayonnaise ‐ You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving …
- Adding Blonde ‐ Q: Why couldn't the blonde add …
- God DID Have A Purpose ‐ Why did God invent the shopping …
- Chicken Crossfire ‐ Why did the chicken cross the road? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Haul Ass ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Juice ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried …
- Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture ‐ Yo mama is so fat, her picture …
- What We Learn From the Movies ‐ -- It is always possible to park …
- Loony Bin ‐ A man goes into a psychiatric hospital …
- Scottish Cheapskates ‐ A Scottish man heads for home after …
- Californiacation ‐ A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite …
- Bar Crawl ‐ An Irishman drinks at the pub until …