The Joke See Anything You Like?

Read the funny See Anything You Like? joke in Marriage Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the See Anything You Like? joke at BasicJokes.com!
See Anything You Like?

See Anything You Like? Joke |
---|
What's The Joke See Anything You Like??
Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor. When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill's wife isn't wearing any underwear.
Later, John goes into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife follows him and asks, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admits that he did. She says, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." They decide that John should come to her house around 2 p.m. on Friday while Bill is at work. On Friday, John arrives at 2 p.m. He pays Bill's wife $100. They go to the bedroom, have sex and then John leaves. When Bill comes home at 6 p.m., he asks his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replies, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Bill asks, "Did he give you $100?" She thinks, "Oh hell, he knows!" Finally she says, "Well, yes, he did give me $100." "Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back." |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Yellow Light ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, …
- Doughboy ‐ What do you get when the Pillsbury …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ugly Ass ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her …
- Jock Booty Call... Bin ‐ Hey babe, I'd like to check out …
- A.J. Jamal: Jeopardy! ‐ I'm sweating like a black man on …
- Blonde vs. Crime Rate ‐ Q: What did the blonde do when …
- Scottish Cheapskates ‐ A Scottish man heads for home after …
- You Bet Your (Sex) Life ‐ A golfer is in a competitive match …
- 15 Signs You Drank Too Much ‐ 15 - You spent Sunday night in …
- 80s Booty Call... Kirk Cameron ‐ Like Kirk Cameron, I too am experiencing …
- Loony Bin ‐ A man goes into a psychiatric hospital …
- Dead Frog ‐ A young boy walks into a whore …
- Another Bull Name ‐ Q: What is another name for a masturbating …
- Panda Booty Call... Riddle ‐ (Winking) What's black and white, …
- Alien Booty Call... Nirzfilk ‐ If I said you had a beautiful nirzfilk, …
- W.I.F.E. ‐ Two guys and a girl were sitting …
- Paying the Price ‐ William and Mildred decided to …
- Cheatin' Johnny ‐ In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled …
- John McCain's Band ‐ Q: What is John McCain's favorite …
- Get What? ‐ Where'd you …