Marriage Jokes

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me."

Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me."

The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."