The Joke Speaking a Woman's Language
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Speaking a Woman's Language
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What's The Joke Speaking a Woman's Language?
CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine. I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. ... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned. I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you. OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. ... just not in that way. YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen. WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. There's no way I'm letting you think this is a date. OH YES! RIGHT THERE! Well, near there, I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. We're gonna get drunk and make fun of you and your friends. |
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