The Joke The Fireman System

Read the funny The Fireman System joke in Marriage Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Fireman System joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Fireman System

The Fireman System Joke |
---|
What's The Joke The Fireman System?
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, "We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we're on the trucks. From now on, we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make passionate love."
The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells, "Bell 1!" His wife takes off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumps into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love. After two minutes, his wife yells, "Bell 4!" "What's Bell 4?" the husband asks. "More hose," she replies, "you're nowhere near the fire!" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Geek Booty Call... Life ‐ If you're looking for intelligent …
- Sheik That Rooster ‐ A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an …
- A Virgin Hick ‐ Two West Virginia hicks get married …
- HMO in Heaven ‐ An eye doctor, a heart surgeon …
- The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde ‐ 6. Both are made out …
- Feminine Farting ‐ Why do women always fart only when …
- Hunters Must Keep Quiet ‐ Joe takes his friend Steve hunting …
- Little Johnny... Peanut ‐ Little Johnny comes home one day …
- Lincoln Booty Call... Theater ‐ Care to join me at the theater …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chilly ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she heard …
- Ten Cows in Your Basement ‐ Q: How do you get ten fat cows …
- Steering Wheel ‐ A man walks into a bar with a steering …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chilly ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she heard …
- Barbie's Christmas Beau ‐ A little girl is in line to see …
- Mechanic Booty Call... Drill ‐ Yes, that's a pistol drill in my …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Deodorant ‐ Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure …
- Animal Lives ‐ Q: What has more lives …
- Glories of old age ‐ Q: What does an old woman have …
- Brunette With Six Legs ‐ Q: What has brown hair, six legs, …
- Incest Farm ‐ What do you call an incestuous …