The Joke Things Your Wife Won't Say
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Things Your Wife Won't Say
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What's The Joke Things Your Wife Won't Say?
-- The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.
-- I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy. -- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. -- Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it. -- God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! -- I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head. -- Let's subscribe to Hustler. -- Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you. -- Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! -- Awesome fart! Do another one! |
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