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Things Your Wife Won't Say

Things Your Wife Won't Say Joke
What's The Joke Things Your Wife Won't Say? -- The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild. -- I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy. -- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. -- Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it. -- God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! -- I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head. -- Let's subscribe to Hustler. -- Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you. -- Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! -- Awesome fart! Do another one!

Things Your Wife Won't Say Joke

What's The Joke Things Your Wife Won't Say?

-- The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.

-- I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy.

-- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

-- Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.

-- God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

-- I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.

-- Let's subscribe to Hustler.

-- Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you.

-- Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!

-- Awesome fart! Do another one!

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