The Joke Wedding Day Bliss
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Wedding Day Bliss
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What's The Joke Wedding Day Bliss?
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?"
The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The bride replies, "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life." |
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