Blonde Ice Fishing Joke :)

The Joke Blonde Ice Fishing

Read the funny Blonde Ice Fishing joke in Men/Women to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Blonde Ice Fishing joke at BasicJokes.com!

Blonde Ice Fishing

Blonde Ice Fishing Joke
What's The Joke Blonde Ice Fishing? A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''

Blonde Ice Fishing Joke

What's The Joke Blonde Ice Fishing?

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

Christmas Cop ‐ On Christmas morning, a cop on …
Pirate Booty Call... Plank ‐ How'd ya like to walk my plank? …
Prime Minister Material ‐ Father: Son at your age, Winston …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Smoking Hams ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she smokes …
Booty Call... Becoming Shirt ‐ Gee, that shirt is very becoming …
Astronaut Booty Call... Scream ‐ They say in space, no one can hear …
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg ‐ A tourist on a farm asked the farmer …
Little Johnny... Stand Up ‐ A new teacher tries to make use …
I Gonna Back to Italy ‐ (Attention: This must be read with …
Corporate Booty Call... Power Point ‐ I know where your …
The Clinton X250 ‐ My new computer's the Bill Clinton …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... To Be Continued ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she steps …
Making a Confession ‐ A drunken man staggered into a …
The Queen's Legs ‐ There were two men sitting on a …
Instant Cow Attraction! ‐ How do you get a hundred cows in …
Washington Booty Call... Minutemen ‐ I cannot tell a lie. All those …
Jock Booty Call... Foul ‐ Hey babe, I'd really like to foul …
A Little Voice ‐ A man was mowing his lawn when …
Nudist Camp ‐ A guy joined a nudist camp and …
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex ‐ -- You are guaranteed to get at …