The Joke Bridge to Hawaii
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Bridge to Hawaii
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What's The Joke Bridge to Hawaii?
A guy walks down the street and trips over an old oil lamp. As he picks it up, a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you one wish."
The surprised man says, "I want to live in a mansion in Hawaii, but I am afraid of boats and planes, so I want there to be a bridge from here to there." The genie sighs, "That's too much work. Sorry, can't make it happen." The man says, "Fine, then I want to understand women." The genie replies, "Would you like two lanes or four on that bridge?" |
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