The Joke Hotel Hijinx
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Hotel Hijinx
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What's The Joke Hotel Hijinx?
A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman in the breast with his elbow. Quite apologetic, he turns to her and says "If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will surely forgive me." She leans up to him and whispers "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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