The Joke Little Johnny... The Mouse
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Little Johnny... The Mouse
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What's The Joke Little Johnny... The Mouse?
Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?" |
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