The Joke Midget Huevos
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Midget Huevos
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What's The Joke Midget Huevos?
One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his balls.
"Excuse me, sir," said the midget. "I was just really admiring your balls. Mind if I hold them?" "Why not?" said the man. So the midget grabs onto one of his balls and says, "Now give me your wallet or I'll jump!" |
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