The Joke Miracle Exercise

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Miracle Exercise

Miracle Exercise Joke |
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What's The Joke Miracle Exercise?
There was a woman who had very small breasts and was too afraid to have them surgically enhanced. So she went to the doctor to find some other way to make them bigger.
"I have a miracle exercise for you to try. Wave your arms around and say to yourself 'I must, I must, I must increase my bust' over and over." The woman was skeptical, but stayed up all night doing the exercise. The next morning, she was pleasantly surprised -- her breasts had gotten much bigger overnight. A co-worker noticed the change and asked her what she had done. After telling him about the miracle exercise he was very excited. The next day, she saw her co-worker with a tremendous bulge in his pants! "What happened?" she said, surprised. "Hickory, dickory, dock..." |
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