The Joke The Blonde and Her Melons
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The Blonde and Her Melons
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What's The Joke The Blonde and Her Melons?
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?'' ''Melons,'' the blonde replies. ''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' The blonde giggles and says, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'' |
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