The Joke $100 Bill Tattoo
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$100 Bill Tattoo
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What's The Joke $100 Bill Tattoo?
A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
"Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days." |
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