The Joke Pressing Against

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Pressing Against

Pressing Against Joke |
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What's The Joke Pressing Against?
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."
The priest asks, "What do you mean 'almost'?" "Well, we got undressed and pressed together, but then I stopped." The priest replies, "Pressing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and starts to leave. The priest quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box." "Well, Father, I pressed up against it, and you said that was the same as putting it in." |
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