The Joke A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker
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A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker
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What's The Joke A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker?
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.
"Excuse me, but if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease," says the waiter. The Texan says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's a steak?" The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?" |
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